I Don’t Have Commitment Issues | Mens Graphic Astrophotography Tee
If you've ever sacrificed a good night's sleep to collect photons, this shirt was made for you.
Every astrophotographer knows that patience isn't just a virtue, it's part of the hobby. While everyone else is asleep, you're out under the stars, watching your telescope capture hours of precious data, hoping the clouds stay away and your guiding behaves itself. If you've happily committed to a 12-hour integration, commitment clearly isn't your problem.
Featuring a bold, retro-inspired typography design with a subtle galaxy graphic, this funny astrophotography T-shirt is perfect for men who'd rather spend a clear night imaging nebulae than sitting on the couch. If the phrase "just one more sub" has ever turned into an all-night session, you'll appreciate the joke.
Whether you're heading to a star party, astronomy club, dark sky site, or spending the weekend processing your latest galaxy or nebula, this tee is guaranteed to get a laugh from fellow astrophotographers.
Product features:
- - 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for solid colors; heather blends include viscose
- - Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for durability and comfort
- - Side seams and ribbed knit collar for lasting shape and fit
- - Neck and shoulder twill tape plus tear-away DTF inner neck label for clean finish
- - Regular fit that runs true to size, ideal for layering or solo wear
Care instructions:
- - Do not iron
- - Do not dryclean
- - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- - Do not bleach
- - Do not tumble dry
Size Guide:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, cm | 47.00 | 52.10 | 56.50 | 61.00 | 64.13 | 67.90 |
| Length, cm | 71.10 | 74.90 | 78.70 | 81.92 | 83.80 | 85.10 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 |
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 85% cotton, 15% viscose
With side seams
Located along the sides of a garment, they help to hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Neck and shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Ribbed knit collar without seams
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Do not dryclean.
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